Episode 1170: Lazy to the Death
You are too lazy to wake up. Just thinking of your comfortable home is enough for you. After regaining awareness, you find your hungry wolf pup is gorging itself on your face. You are beyond dead. After feeding on your dead corpse, the wolf does not have enough strength to move the rock and dies of starvation. You could have let the wolf pup out before you lied down.
Your bones are later discovered in the year 2065. They puzzle over their findings and conclude wrongly that you were performing an ancient tradition of self sacrificial burial. You died and successfully changed the truth of archaeology. Well done.
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