Episode 749: Why is Nobody Wearing Pants?
"Welcome to Neo Future City!" they call out to you.
You nod quietly in response. They continue approaching you and get rather uncomfortably close.
"Where are thine trousers?" You finally ask.
"A wise priest king from many years past banished them from his kingdom. So prosperous did his kingdom become after liberating themselves from pants that the whole world eventually followed suit. Its just been like that ever since." They reply hastily.
No kidding.
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"Does this king have a name?"
"Can you direct me to the nearest tavern?"
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