Episode 871: Halt, Beast!
You put your hand forward, the beast surely understands that it must make way for a noble knight of Arthur's crown.
This gesture seems only to anger the beast. It increases speed and emits another loud roaring, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!" Before you can react, it is upon you. The beast strikes, like a cannon ball, you are sent flying high into the air. As your world goes black, you can hear a faint voice calling out to you, "Jackass!". You drift into unconsciousness.
When you reawaken, you are back in Robin Dude's stronghold. Twas merely a hallucination brought on by putting that gross shit in your mouth.
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