Episode 881: Ironical
"Like this." The peasant replies. Suddenly the strange future peasant transforms into a large, winged red dragon. The dragon roars. Then it cranes its neck forward, opens its horrible mouth, and swallows you in one gulp. Inside the beast's belly, you are slowly knocked out by the noxious body fumes and no oxygen.
When you awaken, you are lying face down in Robin Dude's stronghold. Twas merely a hallucination brought on by putting that gross shit in your mouth.
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